I Started my new job today. The receptionist handed me a badge marked “Level 7 - Temporal Compliance”. I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. I had accidentally walked into a “Crisis Simulation Chamber” thinking it was the loo. Triggered something called DEFCON Basilisk Protocol. I Got yelled at by a man in a robe made of QR codes. He called me “404” and said I was “foretold.” I said I was just here to file stapler requisition forms…. He handed me a Geiger counter and a tuna san

The void above was called “Heaven,” though it was no paradise—only a hollow space. A thin pause between two hungers. The toll of time started and stared into the emptiness.

They say most heat in your body escapes through your head. It never does. If that were true, bald people would be frozen solid half the time. And why just the head? What about the rest of your body? If it was so vital, hats would be more common than shirts. Please don’t tell me you think your head is leaking heat like a faulty radiator as well do you?