#110 Five-Second Rule

If you drop food in the floor if you pick it up within five seconds, it’s still safe to eat.

It never is.

Do germs set a timer or something before jumping on your food?

If it lands on the floor, it’s touched the floor. What if it lands where a cat just walked after visiting its litter tray?

I’d rather not eat cat s**t and just make another sandwich.

Please don’t tell me that dirt waits before infecting your lunch as well do you?