No one exchanges limbs for a fancy computer or mobile phone. If things really cost people an Arm and a Leg, you’d have people limping out of electronics stores... missing half their limbs just to afford a big screen. And ambulances would also be arriving outside every shop. Please don’t tell me you think there are people actually trading their actual arms and legs for goods do you?

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If you drop food in the floor if you pick it up within five seconds, it’s still safe to eat. It never is. Do germs set a timer or something before jumping on your food? If it lands on the floor, it’s touched the floor. What if it lands where a cat just walked after visiting its litter tray? I’d rather not eat cat s**t and just make another sandwich. Please don’t tell me that dirt waits before infecting your lunch as well do you?