Report: Running low on medical-grade implants, Dr. Bad Bad fashioned a knee replacement using parts from a disused office furniture warehouse. Patient now experiences a slight swivel while walking. Lawsuit Status: Judge ruled in favour of Dr. Bad Bad, citing “improved range of motion.”

Edgar never imagined his twilight years would be spent in such exquisite agony. The conservatory, once a sanctuary of exotic blooms and golden butterflies, had become his prison. Beside him, Mary—his long-time lover—sits with frail fingers delicately turning the pages of Peter Pan, her favorite book. She reads aloud, her voice honeyed with a bitter sweetness. But she does not read for him. She reads for herself. Edgar is merely ‘company’. As he tries to plead, but the silk ga

The door locks. The light flickers. The stink of mildew clings to the air. You are alone. Or so you think. The walls are choked in graffiti, scrawled by frantic, uneven hands. Warnings, names, nonsense phrases that make your stomach turn when you try to read them. Some are fresh. Some are old. Some… weren’t there when you first looked. The floor is wet. You don’t know where the water is coming from. It never rises, never recedes—just sits there, stagnant, waiting. Through the