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Report: Patient scheduled for left foot removal due to gangrene. Dr. Bad Bad, misreading the chart, amputated the head. Patient’s foot remained intact but has since developed a mortality complex. Lawsuit Status: Ongoing. Hospital’s defence: “Could’ve been worse.”

Report: Due to a labeling mix-up (and Dr. Bad Bad’s caffeine addiction), flu vaccines were replaced with triple-shot espressos. Patients reported extreme alertness, hyperactivity, and an overwhelming desire to write novels at 3 a.m. Lawsuit Status: Dropped after patients acknowledged they had never felt more productive.