No they don’t…. Eating carrots won’t let you see in the dark. If it did, we’d all be overeating carrots to get X-ray vision. Please don’t tell me you also think that carrots are the key to perfect eyesight as well?

Lacking proper equipment, Dr. Bad Bad fixed a patient’s knee joint with pre used industrial-grade bolts (from an old skyscraper). Believing strength was more important than flexibility, Dr. Bad Bad tightened the bolts with a device ‘he found online’. The knee held, too well according the patient, leading to an unexpected career in mannequin modeling. Lawsuit Status: Dismissed; judge ruled it was “structurally sound.”

The world ended on a Tuesday. By Wednesday, Sister Mary Catherine had traded her rosary for a flamethrower. The Vatican had fallen, the Pope was missing (possibly undead), and the Holy See had officially declared, “Every nun for herself.” With nothing but faith in her heart and an arsenal in her hands, Sister Mary took her vows to the next level. If the Lord wanted His enemies smitten, she would smite them—with fire. The plague of the damned had spread faster than a church po