#48 The Curse Is Real

No it isn’t.

If this was true, every archaeologist would be dead.

And all people seeing the cursed artefact in museums would die as well. Funnily enough, you can queue up, stare at one through glass, and walk away just fine.

The only thing cursed is the gift shop prices.

Please don’t tell me you think people wrapped in toilet paper and bandages come along as a built-in real life horror movie as well do you?