#36 Nightmare Corp (Sustainability)

At TNC, we care about the planet (primarily because we own most of it!).

Our new Bio-Neutral Brainwashing Centers™ ensure that indoctrination into our corporate agenda is done sustainably.

Powered by renewable despair and AI-driven gaslighting, these centers will condition the masses without leaving any harmful mindprint (unlike our previous blunt power thought-control factories).

We’ve also pledged to make our mind-altering propaganda at least 10% more uplifting.

Instead of fear-mongering about societal collapse, we now focus on inspiring messages like “Submit to Authority—For Your Own Good!” and “Surveillance Means At Least Someone Else Cares!”