#24 Population Management - A Gentler Approach

We acknowledge that our past population management programs may have been misinterpreted as “inhumane” or “legally questionable.”

In response, we have developed a new Ethical Sacrifice Initiative (ESI)!

Instead of arbitrary disappearances, we now allow citizens to volunteer (✅ be chosen) for corporate-sponsored rituals in exchange for tax deductions their families can enjoy!*

(*if they survive the next cycle)

Additionally, our controversial “Rain on Demand” service—which previously accidentally led to droughts, floods, and the occasional hurricane mysteriously sparing only TNC headquarters—has been rebranded as “Climate Harmony Solutions.”

We now use our weather control technologies to create aesthetically pleasing thunderstorms that lull people rather than cause outright devastation.

Look out for more mandated initiatives for everyone to enjoy over the next few months!