#94 Five Star Rating

Absolutely thrilling experience! I personally don’t believe in sitting when a boat is going full speed—I prefer to stand and fully embrace the raw power of the ocean.

Turns out, physics had other ideas.

On the bright side, the water was warm, the impact was immediate, and the local dolphin community showed incredible hospitality.

They graciously retrieved my various limbs and even guided my friends to the shore, where the local hospital did their best with what was left of me.

Fantastic trip overall!

Only downside: the hospital doesn’t offer a loyalty card for repeat customers.

Will be back (though probably in a more secure seating position next time).