#60 Temporal Compliance

I Started my new job today.

The receptionist handed me a badge marked “Level 7 - Temporal Compliance”.

I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t.

I had accidentally walked into a “Crisis Simulation Chamber” thinking it was the loo. Triggered something called DEFCON Basilisk Protocol.

I Got yelled at by a man in a robe made of QR codes. He called me “404” and said I was “foretold.”

I said I was just here to file stapler requisition forms….

He handed me a Geiger counter and a tuna sandwich. I’m 78% sure the tuna is sentient.

Also, someone keeps whispering “chemtrails” through the air vents.

Interesting start.