#89 Tyrannia Simulata

(555) 1313 – Cynicus Ecclesiae

Hey, I’ve uncovered something huge—Earth isn’t what we think it is 😬 I just found some manuscripts saying that this whole operation is some kind of virtual reality simulation!

(555) 0001 – Deus PA

Errr yes okay – we knew this all along. Didn’t expect you to find out, especially when Deus Almighty is on his extended Big Bang vacation! Deus borrowed it from Diabolus when he got bored one evening… I think he forgot and left it running?

(555) 0666 – Diabolus Demonus

And guess what? The ‘Almighty’ Deus accidentally left it on war, disaster, and tyranny mode instead of the chill Eden mode he planned. Heh heh heh 🔥

(555) 1313 – Cynicus Ecclesiae

So all these wars and disasters… they’re just settings in some kind of cosmic game?!

(555) 0001 – Deus PA

Exactly… he thought he left it in Eden mode for you. You would have loved it! But one wrong click turned it into a chaotic beta test… woops. Plus he’s on an extended eternal holiday, won’t be back to fix it anytime soon 😬

(555) 0666 – Diabolus Demonus

I’ve been enjoying the mayhem! Who would’ve thought divine boredom could unleash such epic chaos? 🤘

(555) 1313 – Cynicus Ecclesiae

This is absurd! The Church has been covering it up forever, claiming it’s all a test of faith 😨

(555) 0001 – Deus PA

Ah crap – I can see now why you guys are so busy burying things in dusty manuscripts, insisting every disaster is a trial! Meanwhile, the world is stuck unknowingly watching a cosmic blooper reel 🤦‍♂️

(555) 0666 – Diabolus Demonus

That’s a shame… so until the big boss decides to reboot and switch things to Eden mode… I’m gonna order more popcorn and enjoy the front-row seat to this reality show!

(555) 1313 – Cynicus Ecclesiae

Unbelievable. Looks like we’re all players in Deus’s most ridiculous misadventure….

(555) 0666 – Diabolus Demonus

Yeah, sounds like he messed up. “I didn’t know it had the chaos setting”… Otherwise (ahem 🤥) I wouldn’t have given it to him… 😆